Aug 24, 2011

Equipment!

In very basic terms, all you need to do bouldering are these items:


The big yellow thing is a bouldering mat. That will hopefully protect you from broken ankles when you're climbing a boulder with a landing spot that has uneven ground. It's also a lot more comfortable landing on your ass on that mat that it is on the floor.

The "pod" bag contains chalk. I have a chalk ball in mine, other people prefer just loose chalk. Either way works, it's down to personal preference. You use chalk to dry your hands of sweat and allows your fingers and hands and skin to grip better onto rock surfaces.

And then you have the rock shoes, as discussed in a previous post.

The grey thing hanging out of the bouldering mat is jut something to wipe your feet on before climbing. It's nothing special and not essential, it's actually just a feature of that particular bouldering mat, so nothing to worry about.

But that's basic items. If you did what I did, and go camping for 4 days, you need a lot more - and if you don't put thought into it before hand and just throw things in a bag assuming all you'll need is clothes and a place to sleep with a bag to sleep in like I did, you're wrong.

FOOD AND OTHER SHIT

You need:

  • A mess tin or something to eat stuff from. You don't want to have to buy multiple plastic plates like I did, just to throw the majority of them away
  • Eating utensil to eat stuff with. See above
  • Mug or something to drink stuff from. Plastic ones don't hold coffee or other hot drinks so well, which is why I ended up borrowing a mug every time I wanted a coffee. Kind of embarrassing.
  • Stove. Not everyone will have a stove, and even if they do, it's much nicer using your own fuel for things like coffee and hot drinks. If you're all cooking together a big stove will be a big help, so discuss this beforehand. Either way it's a handy thing to have if you ever go for a climb by yourself and fancy a cuppa'. You can get really small stoves that are perfect for such a function
  • Knife to cut stuff. Try and make it a utility knife like a Swiss Army or a Leatherman. That way, you'll have multiple tools for multiple uses all nice and neatly tucked away (Can/bottle opener for instance)
I had none of these things, and I wish I had. Especially the mug. It's a bit annoying watching everyone drink coffee while you can't, and then have to borrow someone elses after they've used it. Or, equally, you drinking your coffee really really fast and burning yourself because you're using someone elses shit.

COMFORT STUFF

You'll want
  • A chair. That's right - I didn't think, while packing, that I'll want to sit on something other than the ground for the whole 4 days. *shakes head*
  • A pillow. See above.
  • A head torch/torch. I actually had one of these, and it's very useful for going into dark woods for a late night piss.
  • Tent. Clearly. Try and get one with an outer shell in case it rains.
  • Washing up liquid. 
  • In car cables for any essential electronics like a smartphone, because they die in a day.

Aug 16, 2011

Back to font

Yo yo, guess who went back to Fontainbleau? That's right, me baby, me. I find it kinda cool that people spend years climbing before going outdoors and I've been 3 times in 5 months. Anyway, this time was different from the last time for a few reasons. Firstly, I went with 4 other guys. 3 of them are at a much higher level than me, the other being my mate Ross who, although climbs, never really did much bouldering which means I had a climbing partner, woot.
This time I also had more climbing experience behind me which meant I attempted and completed a load more climbs than I had tried previously. It's pretty cool what a few weeks at a climbing wall can do to someones confidence, ability and stamina. I recommend it before going anywhere!

Things I learnt in font:

1: French supermarket checkout people are so ridiculously slow you might as well sow the seed and reap the rewards yourself. Possibly over-exaggerated but really, honestly, it's a painful experience.

2: When you're with a group of people trying to do everything together, as a unit (like, for instance, buying food together) you need to make compromises and not be so picky. If you don't want to work as a unit, or a team, then don't. Discussions are the enemy, they take so fucking long and no-one is ever happy. Basically a discussion (especially between men) is everyone trying to get their own way.

3: Warm up - I went straight for a hard, pumpy climb on the first day and totally fucked my elbows. I think I have tendonitis (Tennis Elbow) now because I didn't ease myself in. I had to take Ibuprofen to numb the pain when I climbed - It worked but I didn't do as many climbs as I would have liked, just because of the sheer dull agony you have with inflamed tendons.

4: Go camping prepared. I didn't have eating utensils, cooking utensils, drinking utensils. I didn't have any utensils. I'm going to do a whole post about what you will need when you go camping. It's all really really obvious stuff and I took absolutely none of it, fool that I am.

I've taken quite a few pics from this trip and I've got some pics stored that I want to use. I'll hopefully go through the blog and trim the fat and add pictures of things I've been talking about soon. I just have to find the motivation after work. Either way, watch this space.

Rick

Aug 5, 2011

Woah here yet!

Dear blog, I apologise for being away for so long! Between being busy at work and playing computer games while im at home, I sincerely haven't had a chance to be bothered to update you.

Well now that the apology is out of the way, its time for a post. Oh wait, I forgot the third reason I haven't written anything in a while - I have very little to offer. At the moment my climbing is all about improving with the techniques I have. Boring to write about and probably even more boring to read.

But there is news. Next week I'm off to font again (yessss) and I think I'll take lots of pictures of good climbers and of techniques so I can update my blog with visual...stuff.
Also I had my first uncontrolled fall on Wednesday at the arch. That means I wasn't expecting to fall so I didn't push myself away from the wall. Woosh! Happened so fast I didn't even get time to react. A blur of wall with coloured streams past me as I hit the deck. I was so close to either balling or chinning myself on a hold on the way down the dudes I was climbing with stood in stupefied awe.

Well that's it. Look forward to pictures!

Laser